BAROQUE (LOW CONTEXT)

und ich bin ja ein ganz schlechter erfinder, also auch ein schlechter lügner, aber genau drum erlaub ich mir zu sagen, dass genau jetzt, während ich über diese schönen barockemaniationen schreibe, mir ein spam-e-mail im barockesten global-stil unterbreitet wurde, das die ganze barockwelt gegenwärtig macht. damit überlasse ich allen schreibenden die welt, alle welt except my own.

"Greetings dear,

I am XXX (female, name deleted by the editor) , a native of Malaysia nationality, born in Malaysia and raised in Philippines and a divorcee. I would like to have a long lasting and confidant relationship with you, if possible entrusting my life time fortune into your possession, as now I am broken hearted and needs someone to trust, without remembering my past and forsaken experiences from close confidants and family. I need someone, who would take me for whom I am and as a life time partner, after making claims of my deposited life savings. Well, from your profile, I believe in me that you ought to be an honest person. I would like to give you a brief description of my life. I was once the mistress of President, Joseph Estrada of Philippines, and during his tenure in office, I was been used as a courier to depositing his funds, but due to the fracas I had with his wife, Madam Loi and her son, Jude, it causes a public embarrassment and people came to know that I had been having an affair with the President.

But, not quite long, I was arrested, together with his wife and son, in connection with the 27th July, 2003, failed coup, which I did not have anything to do with, but was alleged that I have been harboring some of the dissident and arms in one of the villa, bought for me by the president. But, now, I have been released and I am under security watch and seriously monitored. All, I wanted from you is to assist me make claims of some funds, I did deposited in West Africa ,as the other deposits documents have been confiscated and seized by the government of Madam Gloria, the President.

But, this one is the only one they could not see, as I did keep the documents with one of my close confidant, who was also arrested. The Amount being deposited is much about 18 million Euros, as this was the money that was supposed to be used by the President to acquire coffee and cocoa from West Africa, All, I want from you, now is your honesty and sincerity, As soon as this money is claimed by you, I will look for a way out and sneaked out of Philippines and travel down to meet you, So we can go into a life time partnership together, in investing this money in any good country you prefer. You can always reply me to this private address [xxxdeletedxxx]

Sincerely yours,
XXX (female, name deleted by the editor)"

guess i would start to think about it if it was billions we're talking, dear – but even then : sneak out, i’m not the crocodile man.


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